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>  ……….I can see Russia from my house!
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>  ……….read and weep….
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>    I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…..
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>    * If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you’re
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>  “exotic,
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>    different.”
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>    * Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers,  a quintessential American
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>  story.
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>    * If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
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>    * Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you’re a maverick.
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>    ** *Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
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>    * Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well
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>  grounded.
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>    * If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become
> the
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>    black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter
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>    that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a
> Constitutional
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>    professor,  spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district
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>    over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health
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>  Human
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>    Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate
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>  representing a
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>    state of  13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving
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>    Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs
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>    committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.
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>    * If your total resume is: local weather girl,  4 years on the city
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>  council
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>    and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20
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>  months as
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>    the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re
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>    become the country’s second highest ranking executive.
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>    * If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while
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>    beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a
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>    Christian.
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>    * If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left
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>    disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a
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>  Christian.
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>    * If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including
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>  the
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>    proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
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>    * If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with
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>    option in sex education in your state’s school system while your
> unwed
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>    daughter ends up pregnant , you’re very responsible.
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>    * If your wife is a Harvard graduate laywer who gave up a position
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>    prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city
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>  community,
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>    then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t
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>  represent
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>    America’s.
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>    * If your husband is nicknamed “First Dude”,  with at least one DWI
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>    conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to vote
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>    25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of
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>  Alaska
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>    from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
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>    OK, much clearer now.
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